so i guess you'd think that since i haven't updated this blog in almost a month means i hate less things? or that i haven't hated something in a long time?

if you thought that, youre DEAD WRONG and this is exactly what this entry is about!

 9.) YOU

jk! lol

real 9.) COLD COFFEE

why does this happen? why cant we drink our coffee and not ever let it get cold? ill tell you why it happens. first off, its served at SUCH A HIGH SCALDING tempearture you have to wait at least 5 minutes for it to cool off for you to even be able to attempt to drink it. most times though, its still scalding and you burn your lip/mouth and get mad. then you let it sit for a while and actually FORGET ABOUT IT and by now its already COLD!!! have you ever tried to drink cold coffee? IF SO, YOU KNOW IT SUCKS. IF NOT, JUST IMAGINE THE SHITTIEST THING ON EARTH.

i have a theory that coffee companies world-wide (both makers of coffee machines and coffee shops) make their product so that it is given to the consumer at such a high temperature that this exact problem happens. its way too fucking hot to drink, so it sits, gets forgotten about, and then is not even drinkable. THIS WAY, you come back and get another cup and spend more $$.  FUCK IT IM OUT

8.) HOW FUCKING LONG DANCING WITH THE STARS IS

 i have somehow managed to avoid watching dancing with the stars since the show began, but last night i found myself caught in a whirlwind of stars and those dancing with them. chad johnson, buzz aldrin, and kate gosselin were the only people i cared to watch. HOWEVER !! there were too many other boring poeple nobody cares about and that somehow drug the show out to be 2 hours long. a separate concern i have with this show - why are there 2 stars with professional dance experience??? aka the pussycat doll girl and the olympic skater guy. ok im done talking about this because I HATE IT

7.) GROUNDHOG DAY

 i dont know if its actualyl called groundhog day or groundhog's day, but either way i fucking hate it. the groundhog is probably terrified and is also just a groundhog meaning he cannot actually predict the weather by any means. there are just too many people that buy into this horseshit mess for me to let this slide. well guess what? IM NOW MAKING THIS A BLOG ENTRY SO HOPE YALL SEE THIS AND KNOW IT IS ABOUT U AND THEN TAKE A MOMENT TO WONDER WHY YOURE SO STUPID

6.) 2:30 PM

i dont know if i actually hate 2:30 pm or if i am just now convinced that i do, due to constant advertisement by the 5 hour energy marketing team. all of a sudden, come 2:30, i  suddenly become tired and lazy and directly attribute to "that awful 2:30 feeling" - a feeling that lasts well into 3:30, and even into 4:30 until i am done with work. now that i think about it, i have "that awful 2:30 feeling"pretty much the entire night until i go to bed and fall asleep.

in summation i am sick of 2:30 and most of my day really!!!!!!!

Mood:  caffeinated

5.) FREE CREDIT REPORT MAN

I FUCKING HATE THIS MAN. first off im sick of seeing these commercials for freecreditreport.com because its a scam and it angers me that people actually sign up for it - taking advantage of the poor and/or stupid - which just isnt right!!! there is no reason why you need to constantly receive "alerts" regarding your credit report - and absolutely no reason for the freecreditreport.com people to hire a man to lip sync song lyrics when he DOES NOT EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH !!!!! its especially baffling because he is not attractive on any level, and his lip syncing is always off and i just dont get why they hired him instead of an american it just doenst make sense and i hate it 

Mood:  don't ask

4.) BOY BANDS

 OK i dont even need to go on much about this topic because most anyone whos SANE knows that boy bands are teh WORST. we all know deep down theyre all gay (sexually) and will just let down any girl that has a crush on them WHICH IS THE ONLY REASONW HY THEYD EVER LISTEN TO THE "MUSIC" - ITS JUST ANNOYING TO LISTEN TO BECAUSE THEYRE NOT MUSICIANS AND IM SICK OF IT. END OF STORY.

Mood:  vegas lucky

3.) stick pens

ok this one isnt that big of a deal in the scheme of life but let me tell you - stick pens are probably the worst thing ive ever encountered in my life.  i dont get people that use them,i dont get why companies (im looking at you - "BIC") make the, and i dont get why people ever would buy them!!!!!!! its 2009 people we can make bigger pens with better grips!!! you can make your own stick pen pretty much!! heres how:

1.) go to a wooded area

2.) find the smallest, flimsiest twig you can find

3.) find one even SMALLER

4.) drill hole into center

5.) insert tiny ink tube

AND YOU JUST MADE A STICK PEN !!! these thigns are so uncomfortable it hurts my hands to even think of gripping one someone fucking MAIL BIC A LETTER saying stop making em!

Mood:  irritated

2.) fruit

 quite frankly, im tired of fruit.  there is a lot about fruit that i personally do not like, but its come to a breaking point now and im just fucking sick of it. eveyone always says that you need to eat a piece of fruit per day of your life to stay healthy. well guess what - IM DONE WITH IT. its just not feasable for a person who works full time and has a lot on their plate (so to speak) to deal with. you first have to FIND a piece of fruit, whether it be at a grocery store, fruit market, place of work, cafeteria, friends house, restaurant, or outdoor area. you THEN have to PAY for this fruit (depending) and then (UGH!) CLEAN!!!!!! the fruit because its filthy to begin with and has been touched by dirty unsanitized hands im sure. even worse: eating it is also a pain in the ass. if youre anything liek me, you get fruit juice and saliva drippings all over the damn place when you try to eat it - which is just not worth the time, money, and effort.

 bottom line: IM DONE WITH FRUIT

Mood:  don't ask

1.) GOOGLE WAVE

i am absolutely sick and TIRED of google wave already. i dont care if it's still in preview/beta/whatever term ALL I KNOW IS: IT SHOULDNT EVEN EXIST IN TEH FISRT PLACE!!!!!!!!  im tired of it and i dont want to see any more tweets or posts or thoughts or anything about it ever again and if i do ill juist get madder and probably post again so why even bother?